
Well, a few weeks back I finally did break down and ask. He said, "yeah, we're about to move the shop next month, and I don't want to haul it across town, so make me an offer". After offering an amount so shockingly low that I thought it would get me punched in the face, he said yes. So I loaded it up and took it home.

He said he wasn't sure if it would run or not since how it sat was exactly how he bought it, dusty and unused. Upside of that is that it only has 36k miles, which seems fairly low for a Goldwing. All the others I saw for sale were in the 50-60k range, which hopefully means I still have at least another 30k miles to go on this engine...
For giggles, I went ahead and replaced the battery (figured I needed to anyway), and put fresh gas in. It fired up within the first 3-4 seconds of cranking, and settled into a fairly smooth idle. Revs very nice too.
All the lights work, the brakes work good, and it rides like a brand new bike. Well, like a brand new 35-year-old bike, anyway.

After a really good scrubbing:

When I fired it up it sounded REALLY mean, kinda like a Harley with a proper crankshaft design. And when I looked underneath I could see why. There were holes in the bottom of the mufflers. The next day I swung back by the shop where I got it and spoke with the guy I bought it from (he's a huge Goldwing collector) and he said, "yeah, you can't get those mufflers any more. They quit making them, but here, take this box". When I open the big heavy box I see there's a complete NOS Honda exhaust in it, from cylinder head to chrome tip.

New exhaust on:

More pics here:
http://www.510garage.com/photos/thumbnails.php?album=320